Cuntry Boner - Puscifer

Artist: Puscifer
Song: Cuntry Boner
Year: 2007
Album: Cuntry Boner

Still not feeling the greatest, but the list continues. This is a song that my late uncle would appreciate. It's comedy. It's country-ish. It's sort of offensive. It's catchy. It's a side project of Maynard from Tool.

Lyrics:
Maynard:
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin

I've fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds

Paz: You fucked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!

My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Paz:
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?

My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Group... sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down

Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it....

My cuntry boner, it won't go down